Wednesday, December 15, 2010

I Love You Too Sis....

Yesterday was my birthday and my sister sent me a little something to describe how she views our friendship. She loves me dearly, I swear it...

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.

Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.


Spartan said...

Great post and happy birthday Sassy, hope you had a great day, ah your sister sounds like good fun!

lots love Spartan X

Lucien said...

Sassy, Birthday Happiness on you